Official Apology. We're Sorry.

OFFICIAL APOLOGY FROM RESTORE HYPER WELLNESS

It has come to our attention that we owe you a formal apology.

 

After reviewing recent events, customer feedback, and the overwhelming number of people walking out of our Easton, Dublin and Upper Arlington studios feeling way too refreshed, energized, and stress-free, we must address the situation directly: We’re sorry.

 

We’re sorry that our NAD+ and Niagen services have you waking up feeling younger than you did years ago.

 

We’re sorry that your newfound anti-aging glow has friends asking if you secretly found a time machine.

 

We’re sorry that you suddenly have the energy of someone who actually sleeps 8 hours, because now you do sleep 8 hours.

 

We’re sorry the IV drips made you feel so energized that your friends are now suspicious of how productive you’ve become.

 

We’re sorry for helping you feel so recovered that you accidentally signed up for that early-morning workout you swore you’d never do.

 

We’re sorry that your new glow has caused strangers to ask what filter you're using, when it’s literally just advanced cellular hydration and targeted nutrient support.

 

We’re sorry for making wellness borderline addictive (the healthy kind, promise).

 

And most importantly, we’re sorry for raising the bar on self-care so high that regular relaxation just doesn’t hit the same anymore.

 

We take full responsibility and will continue… being this good at helping you feel your best.

 

Again, sorry not sorry.

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